i barfeds in our rink
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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