question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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