That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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