So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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