yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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