People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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