Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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