i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize