Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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