A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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