In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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