i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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