Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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