i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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