hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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