new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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