There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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