is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
