**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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