Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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