dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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