Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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