Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Pooping to opera.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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