During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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