Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
