Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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