are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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