let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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