she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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