i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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