I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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