i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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