I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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