Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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