I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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