It's like God shit irony all over that family
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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