Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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