i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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