yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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