You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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