First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize