he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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