its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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