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i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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