Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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