I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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