I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
