I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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