the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits