You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.