I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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