Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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