It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my vag is so smooth its legendary
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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